Rajini, the real mantra of India. Rajinikanth, the
carpenter-turned-coolie-turned-conductor-turned Super Star says: "I
couldn't have asked God for more."
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| ROBO |
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| Rajini in Sivaji the Boss |
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| Rajini top hit in the 90's- BAASHA!! |
If Rajinikanth was born a hundred years earlier, the British would have fought to get their independence from India.. haha
Here are a pick of jokes around the great actor who refuse to be one in real life, from the internet:
- Rajinikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
- When Rajinikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
- There is no CTRL key in Rajinikanth's keyboard, He is always in Control
- When Osama found that Rajinikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
- If Dracula bites Rajinikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajini's follower
- Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajinikanth stories
- Rajinikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that's why there are no signs of life
- Once a Police officer caught Rajinikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
- Rajinikanth can make onions cry!
- Rajinikanth can watch the Radio !
- Rajinikanth once took 15 wickets in an one day match
- People call 100 for Police help, Police calls Rajinikanth for Help
- Rajinikanth knows Victoria's Secret !
- Rajinikanth built the hospital he was born in
- Harvard got it's MBA from Rajinikanth
- Rajinikanth knows the last digit of pi
- Once Rajinikanth bite an apple and threw it away, not its is known as Apple computers logo
- There is no April 1st in Rajini calendar, because no one can fool him
- Dark spots on the Moon are the result of Rajinikanth's shooting practice
- Rajinikanth can Like a Facebook post even before it is posted
- Rajinikanth died before 20 years, Death doesn't have the courage to tell him yet
- Once Rajinikanth kicked a man, later he is remembered for being the first Man to Land on Moon
- When anyone says "No one is Perfect", Rajinikanth takes it as a personal insult.
- Rajinikanth can delete the Recycle Bin !
- Gmail's email address gmail@rajinikanth.com
- Monalisa got her smile from Rajinikanth
- Rajinikanth got nobel prize in acting.
- When Rajini wants the lights on, he simply turns the dark off !
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he already had 3 missed calls from Rajinikanth
- Once Rajinikanth signed a cheque… and the Bank bounced!
- Rajinikanth stopped playing cricket these days, because even if he plays a defensive shot, it lands on moon
- Once Stephen Hawking tried to convince Rajinikanth, He got what he deserved .
- Rajinikanth counted to Infinity many times
- Its a lie if any country other than India says that they have weapons of mass destruction, because Rajinikanth lives here.
- Rajinikanth can drown a fish
- Hollywood
wants to make a movie Alien vs Rajinikanth, but they fear that Rajni
may beat the Alien in just few seconds and people don't watch a few
- seconds movie.
- Rajinikanth can play a Violin with a piano
- Rajinikanth knows what came first Egg or Chicken !
- Once death has "Near Rajinikanth experience"
- Once Rajinikanth and Superman had a competition, The loser had to wear his underwear over his pants!
- When Rajinikanth visits Intel's office, they change their caption "Rajini Inside"
- Its only when Rajinikanth jumped onto earth from other planet, All the dinosaurs extincted
- Rajinikanth can make fire using two ice cubes
- Rajinikanth can slam a revolving door
- Guinness World Records requested Rajini to not compete, else their book becomes a single line "All Records Won by Rajinikanth"
- Once Rajinikanth kicked a horse in the chin.. It's decendents were found to be giraffes!!
- When Rajinikanth logs into twitter, twitter informs Rajnikant What's happening!
- Rajinikanth B.com Accounting Answer Paper is Termed as "Accounting Standards"
- When Rajinikanth plays skipping, we face Earth Quakes !
- The earth spins faster when Rajinikanth goes for Running !
- Rajinikanth beat the Sun in Staring at each other Contest !
- Rajinikanth tears can cure the Cancer, but the sad thing is Rajnikanth never cries
- Rajinikanth can remember the Future !
- Rajinikanth once ordered a plate of idli in McDonald's, and got it.
- Rajinikanth doesn't age, because time cannot keep up with him
- Rajinikanth can paste something even before he copy it
- When Rajinikanth logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!
- There are nothing like seasons, Its just Rajinikanth who changes the temperature when he gets bored !
- Rajinikanth don't like the other side of Moon! That's why its not visible from earth
- Why Rajinikanth have less hair ?? In old days people used to use them to Cut Diamonds !
- Rajinikanth completely read the book Facebook many times !
- When Google wants to search something, they search Rajinikanth
- Rajinikanth can divide by Zero !
- Rajinikanth can actually run faster than his own legs
- Rajinikanth can kill two stones with one bird.
- There is no such thing as global warming. Rajinikanth was cold, so he turned the sun up.
- Rajinikanth can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
- New theory in Astronomy is, Galaxies are actually Running away from Rajinikanth
- Rajinikanth got his drivers license at the age of 12 Seconds.
- To score more than 1600 in GRE, write Rajinikanth as answer to every question
- Ghosts are actually caused by Rajinikanth killing people faster than Death can process them.
- Rajinikanth can strangle you with a cordless phone.
- Rajinikanth once emotionally break down, emotion begged him for mercy
- Rajinikanth can build a snowman….. out of rain.
- When Rajinikanth asks you a question, there is no answer
- Once a cobra bit Rajinikanth' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
- Rajinikanth once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
- Rajinikanth destroyed the periodic table, because Rajinikanth only recognizes the element of surprise.
- It takes Rajinikanth 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Rajinikanth ' PC will crash.
- Rajinikanth can breathe in Vacuum
- Rajinikanth can type a sentence on a calculator
- Rajinikanth can judge a book by its Cover
- Rajinikanth is the only weapon allowed inside an aeroplane
- Rajinikanth's emails never come back Undelivered
- Light just wishes it can one day beat Rajinikanth
- Rajinikanth can smell the sound
- Cigarettes smoked by Rajinikanth die from lung cancer
- Actually Rajinikanth doesn't walk, he stays at one place and move the earth with his feet
- Rajinikanth can break one side of a glass !
- Rajinikanth can boil a egg in ice water
- Rajinikanth wears sunglasses to protect the Sun from his powerful gaze
Google won't find Rajinikanth because you don't find Rajinikanth - Rajinikanth finds you.
Source taken from - http://www.googlerajinikanth.com
- http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajinikanth
- http://timesofindia.com/rajinikanth
by Kosh & darylk17
-Hardcore Rajini fans-
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